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Reblogged from meteor-falls
meteor-falls:

Just in case you haven’t heard yet, you get either a plush of Mega Charizard X or Mega Charizard Y when you pre-order and pick up BOTH Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire at Toys R Us. One per customer. USA only. Supplies will be limited.

That sucks. I already pre ordered at gamestop.

meteor-falls:

Just in case you haven’t heard yet, you get either a plush of Mega Charizard X or Mega Charizard Y when you pre-order and pick up BOTH Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire at Toys R Us. One per customer. USA only. Supplies will be limited.

That sucks. I already pre ordered at gamestop.

(via lostnakedintime)

I love when a song gives me goosebumps.

Today might just be the worst day ever

My parents want me to find someone to adopt Dash. I can’t stop crying. I don’t want him to go away. But I also understand that I can’t spend enough time with him and I hate myself for it.

Reblogged from mulaneysbutt

mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

(via lostnakedintime)

Reblogged from temperate-breeze

temperate-breeze:

  • flirting
  • hitting on people
  • making a move
  • picking up on vibes

things I’m bad at

It’s a weird thing when your best friends start dating each other.

Reblogged from ed-pool

princesshoneycunt:

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

(via justalittledork)

Reblogged from welcometothe1jungle

cybernetically-enhanced:

The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)

(Source: welcometothe1jungle, via c-lemkruczynski)

Reblogged from fuckyeah1990s
scene-killer:

this really is what adulthood is like

scene-killer:

this really is what adulthood is like

(via c-lemkruczynski)

Reblogged from arendellekingdom

frozen + tumblr text posts

(via justalittledork)

Reblogged from gildings
How do you get so empty? Who takes it out of you? Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451  (via clumsiest)

(Source: gildings, via yermeowjesty)

Shouldn’t have done coke.

Reblogged from bootygangsquad
Reblogged from chilewebeooo
Reblogged from worldofwarcraftcataclysm
hclark70:

"who drew a dick on this map?"

hclark70:

"who drew a dick on this map?"

(Source: worldofwarcraftcataclysm, via followmeimlosttoo)